I Want To Be Human

I Want To Be Human

I Want To Be Human

I Want To Be Human

About the game

Everyone knows the age-old love story, right? Boy meets vampire girl, boy falls in love with vampire girl, boy and girl suffer genetic manipulation by evil forces trying to take over the world, leaving the girl as a vampire and the boy as a hat… wait, what? There’s only one thing for it: go on a bloodthirsty rampage of death and destruction in a quest to become human again!

Packed with crazy platform blasting action, tongue-in-cheek humour and lashings of exploding body parts, head out on a journey through hell and back (literally) to find the cure to their condition. Unlock abilities you never knew you had, then shoot your way through five worlds of blood-soaked monochrome mayhem and who knows, you might even set a new high sgore (ahem) into the bargain…

Highlights

  • Vampire Justice – Blast your way through a violent platforming tale of vampire love, betrayal and endless destruction, all drenched in pixelated gore!
  • Bullets For My Valentine – Blast away with your trusty shotgun and take the fight to the minions and massive bosses who turned your boyfriend into trendy headgear!
  • Tongue, Meet Cheek – Discover a world packed with off-the-wall dark humour and a unique art style from the mind of Sinclair Strange!
  • Musical Mayhem – Featuring music tracks by electropunk sensation Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence!

System Requirements

  • Minimum for PC:

  • Operating System: Windows 7
  • Processor: If it runs Windows 7, you can play I Want To Be Human!
  • Memory: 4GB
  • Graphics: See above...
  • Hard Drive: 350MB