

Noobs Want to Live
About
We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!
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Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
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Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
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Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
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Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS: Windows 7 64bit
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD 630
- DirectX: Version 11
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Processor: IntelÂź Coreâą i5 Processors
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
- DirectX: Version 11